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| " Grady" |
Thought this was funny and accurate. It seems someone captured my herd's wisdom perfectly!
All I need to know in life I leaned from my horses - Vol. 1
- When in doubt, run far, far away.
- You can never have too many treats.
- Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
- New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
- Ignore cues; they're just another prompt to do more work.
- Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
- Never run when you can trot.
- Never trot when you can walk.
- And never walk when you can stand still.
- Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day...and then sleeping the rest.
All I need to know in life I learned from my horses - Vol. 2
- Eat plenty of roughage.
- Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere in life. Big, brown eyes help too.
- When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
- In times of crises, take a poop.
- Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
- Follow the herd, that way you can't be singled out to take the blame.
- A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
- Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
- Leather and chains can make anyone look studly.
- Happiness is a warm, fuzzy blanket and someone to share it with.
Until next time
Quote for Today
When in doubt, ask a horse.
Great post! Awesome photo!
ReplyDeleteAnd the word verification is off! Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteKnotty Dogs,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the input on the word verification.
Very cute! -- and I guess I wasn't clear on my post. Outside leg back is the correct aid for canter. My problem is that I do it at the walk and the trot and ... sheesh! If I just did it at canter, that would be okay.
ReplyDeleteOkay, #5 and #6 on part two describes my office completely! Lol
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
I could post every one of these on my How to Live a Good Life list but then I would have to move in to your barn!
ReplyDeleteLoved this! :-)
ReplyDeleteGrady's laughing too!
ReplyDeleteAwe so true it is! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love that photo!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the roughage! *LOL*
ReplyDeleteIt's almost ironic about how many of these do apply to us as well.
It just proves, once and for all, horses are smart. *G*
Thanks for defeating the evil word verification.
Funny! I guess there's not a lot of difference between our world and theirs after all!
ReplyDeleteThat photo is priceless and I'm so going to steal the text of this post from you.
ReplyDeleteSorry ;-)
Carolina,
ReplyDeleteBe my guest, take whatever you want.
Volume 2 was priceless
ReplyDeleteToo cute (but then again you know how much I love a good yawn ;o)
ReplyDeletejme has left a new comment on your post "All I Need To Know...":
ReplyDeleteoh, my, # 9 sounds kinda kinky ;-)