Friday, March 23, 2012

Friday Fun

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
National Girlfriend and Sister's Week 

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use, and the friends I have.
To the cool women who have touched my life. Here's to you! 

It is good to be a woman: 

1. We got off the Titanic first. 

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo. 
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their   presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Another e-mail I received and thought it was funny enough to share.  I'll be working with the horses this weekend so hopefully by Monday there will be some updates on how we're all doing. Enjoy the weekend! 


  1. Love this--and the photo sets it all off. Are you familiar with the Jenny Joseph poem, "When I am old, I shall wear purple"? If not, please google it. It is absolutely wonderful and fits today's post.

    Thanks for the laugh. Perfect way to start the weekend.

  2. Really like No. 15... :) Happy Friday!

  3. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves? Speak for yourself. ;)

  4. Uhmmmmmm....yep. And chocolate really does work! Thanks for a good laugh. The photo is priceless. *LOL*

  5. I LOVE the photo / joke. Thanks for posting it. That's a great list too.

  6. So funny! My earrings still fit me too!


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