Friday, July 9, 2010

Friday's Funnie's

Black Market Organs

I received this from my cousin this morning in my e-mail. It had me spitting my tea out when I read it. Since it’s Friday and there’s not much happening around here I thought some of my older blogger friends might find this amusing.  And for my younger friends, just be thankful you don’t have to worry about the Black Market Organ Thieves yet.

Heed The Warning!!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MY FRIENDS: you’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by Black-Market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.  It was just that quick! The replacements had the texture of
 cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
 mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
 life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
 took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
 stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
 three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
 flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
 the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
 being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
 me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
 world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
 are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
 me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again … was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX! This is happening to women everywhere
 every night. 


P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was
 lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
 bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
 my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

p.p.s. Those same thieves snuck into my closet and shrank my
 clothes! How do they do it????

Have a great weekend.

Until next time

Quote for Today
What has two ears, four legs, and a frog? - A Horse!

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