If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can relax without alcohol.
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
...Then... you are probably ......
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual....
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual....
Until next time
Loved this!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI didn't quite fall for it...but I think I've heard this one before.
ReplyDeleteWe ought to make one for horses.
What a relief! I'm reading and thinking: no, no, not that one either, no, man I must be an awful person -- but its okay because I'm not a dog!! Thanks for the smile.
ReplyDeleteWish my parrot was that zen! I guess parrots are more like humans...complicated!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. :)
Totally!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteOH WOW! That had me going....YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteTee hehe!
KK
This is great. Thanks for sharing...I needed a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteit's so true, isn't it? I sometimes wish I could be more like a dog.
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Was reading down the list, thinking this so isn't me then felt weirdly vindicated to find out I'm not the family dog!! LOL!!! Brilliant :D
ReplyDeleteGreat punchline! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDelete*giggles* !
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely blog - so wish there'd been a blog facility all those years ago when I had my dear horse. Like you say - he made me the person I am today teaching me so much about myself and even how to be a better parent I suspect! x
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