One more cute email joke I received. Hopefully, after the weekend there will be some actual horse/barn news around here but for now enjoy a laugh.
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.
“ I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “ I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”
“ I thank thee. I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home.”
“ Also,” said the officer, “ I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals so you should have your husband check that too.”
“ Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check this when I get home.”
True to her word, when the Amish woman got home, she told her husband about the broken reflector. He said he would put a new one on immediately.
“ Also,” said the Amish woman, “ the policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake.”
Until next time